when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
[evanescence voice] wake me up
save me from the shota i’ve become
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
if i was music i’d be a single
yeah because you’re the best song on the album