Artist:
Track: dan sings nicki minaj

burgerkid:

when people act dumbimage

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

(Source: cybergirlfriend)

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

chubbypixel:

super-greenmario:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

dannynotsogrump
TMI Tuesday! Let’s get the lewd goin’!

pumpkinhearted:

Date a boy who sings to you. Date a boy who cooks. Date a boy who is happy you wake up every morning. Date a boy with “charm points” on his face. Date a boy that’s a little self-conscious and doesn’t age. Date a boy who is an android designed to brainwash the human race and dies breaking apart in your arms because he wanted to protect you. Clear. Date Clear.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.
yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful